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Mon, 2003-12-15 21:47 — RED

this is intended to be a catalog of funny SPAM people are getting out there - that means funny names in the headings too :green:

From: "Yolanda Betts"
Subject: friday entertainment

Quote:

Sometimes people call it "Magic Lubricant". Sometimes - "Power Bottle".
Why?
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Double-strengthed orgasm and full satisfaction... I guess this is excatly what are waiting from sex!
Your easy-to-use solution is here: [spam site here]

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Mon, 2009-04-06 14:26 — arh1
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lots of folks are into

lots of folks are into this... i was pointed to this top 10 spam subject lines list on sweetmantra.com from slashdot today.

Tue, 2008-01-22 18:45 — arh1
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Your woman lived you alone

Your woman lived you alone because of she had sex with your friend.

His shlong is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.

Dont worry chap. Now you have good chance to Increase your machine length.

A lot of men all over the world have enlarge. At present its your turn.

Sun, 2007-09-09 00:57 — arh1
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this stuff never gets

this stuff never gets old...

From: "Jocelyn N. Lockwood"
To: "Summer B. Jarrett"
Subject: Erotic Tips to Rock Your World and His

Females always smiled at me and even gentlemans did in the open john!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took M_E GA D IK
for 6 months and now my peter is hugely best than average.

Wed, 2007-07-04 05:26 — arh1
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flipping through the junk mail

i get a lot of spam these days, but i still glance through the junk mail periodically, and sometimes you find a little gem like this one -- a great product offering from Lindsey Sims...

Subject: MegaDik is the only penis enlargement pill that has been manufactured in a FDA Approved laboratory. 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Sat, 2005-10-01 01:22 — RED
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Funny Spam

that's top notch.

Fri, 2005-09-30 03:09 — arh1
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Funny Spam

floyd crowley wrote:

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Give a best e spends atmosphere.

Net professional can consult for gratis.

I am very commended buying from this zone. Dina G --NJ.

Thu, 2005-08-18 15:14 — arh1
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Funny Spam

good subject on this one:

From: "Desiree Hannah"
To: *
Subject: Dalton here - with some news about your house

Our calculator will add up whether it's worth chasing a lower interest rate and refinancing your property.

In seconds you will discover how much money you could save - some of our clients have saved $10,000+.

Enter Here: [junk url]

Tue, 2005-05-10 16:12 — arh1
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Funny Spam

got this message today:

April Hahn wrote:

Are you small in the pants
There is a cure for that
Take N-R-G. daily for a few months and watch it grow
Its just as easy as that. Select 3-6 month supply for best results
expand your johnson now

...

Tue, 2004-12-07 16:16 — arh1
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Funny Spam

a mildly funny, nefarious, and interesting new tact...

spammers wrote:

Hey,
It's mom, just need some help again.
Can you help my try to pay my water bill please?
It's the website below, I don't know how to do it.

Love,
Mom

http://junk.website.here...

Thu, 2004-12-02 06:55 — arh1
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Funny Spam

Subject: Knock, Knock. Who's there? Credit!

Mon, 2004-09-06 14:52 — arh1
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Funny Spam

From: "Roxie Beverlee"
Subject: U R Stupid Dumbass If U Pay Retail Pri-cee For Softwares wall language

Fri, 2004-05-28 14:48 — arh1
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Funny Spam

From: DKJXDDSOFUPNH
Subject: The Beest Lubeeeee For Your Johnsooon

Sun, 2004-03-07 22:14 — RED
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Funny Spam

can anyone top this name?

From: "Hung Jenkins"
Reply-To: "Hung Jenkins"

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Mon, 2004-02-16 14:57 — RED
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SOMA

This one smacks of Brave New World

at least they're calling it by name - 'SOMA'

Quote:

From: Nancy Rodgerson
Subject: SOMA - Viagra - Phentermine - Ultram - Ambien - Diflucan ...Free Overnight Fedex

Want to lose weight? We have Meridia and Phentermine

Need that extra kick in bed? We have Vi*agra and the all new Cialis (the Super Vi*agra)

Need help sleeping? We have Ambien

Are you in pain? Need pain relief? We have Vicodin, Hydrocodone and Ultram

Are your mucles tight? Need a muscle relaxer? We have Soma

Need to stop smoking? We have Zyban

Depressed? We carry anti-depressants. We have Prozac, Xanax, Valium and Paxil

Sun, 2004-01-04 01:18 — arh1
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Funny Spam

c'mon joe, get hip. try this:

Quote:

From: "Wilfredo Bowling"
Subject: hi
Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2004 20:34:25 -0500

Elk extract that helps you in the bed with the girl.
Learn about it here

Thu, 2003-12-18 18:11 — just a guy
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Funny Spam

Me no understand.

Thu, 2003-12-18 05:01 — arh1
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Funny Spam

yes! i'm glad you finally started this topic.

Quote:

From: "Whaley Kathy"
Subject: Re: NN, and kurolesov told

Free CableTV!No more pay!%

Wed, 2003-12-17 21:37 — RED
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Funny Spam

Quote:

From: Vafyzys Pyselqb
Subject: My name Michelle